| Laura
& Mark - 1st November 1999 |
Today
is Monday, but we're not working yet. Laura will
start tomorrow, during which time Mark will
continue looking for work. We did get a little
closer though: Mark called another advert from
the newspaper about process work. They asked him
to fax his CV and said that he'd hear something
from them if he was suitable, although they
really wanted people who were available for
longer (surprise surprise). So today was another
relaxing day as Laura prepared herself mentally
for the work and Mark prepared himself mentally
for the hunt.
We played lots of Yatzee and watched some TV, we
also did a little more shopping, but all in all
we were too tired to do anything exciting.
Perhaps we should apologise for the lack of
exciting news at this point and explain our
situation a little. Having decided to put our
energy into more day-to-day things we were now
spending our time in much the same way as people
do all over the world. We have not been spending
much time or money on sight-seeing as we know
that we have plenty of time for this in the
months that we will be staying in Adelaide.
Instead, we are slowly regaining our strength and
a little routine in order to survive the weeks of
work to come. This is why we are not filling this
diary with pages of description of beautiful and
interesting places that we've visited; not just
yet anyway. Once all is sorted out, we will
definitely be visiting the beautiful hills that
surround Adelaide, tasting wine at the vineyards,
cycling both up and down the coast, learning to
surf, going snorkelling, visiting Kangaroo
Island, Victor Harbour and Waterfall gallery. But
just at the moment we are concentrating on
living, not too expensively and finding good
jobs.
Tonight we cooked a large lasagne that was
absolutely delicious (and in fact took most of
the day to cook anyway). This we ate in front of
another episode of Neighbours, the Simpsons and
Good News Week, before getting an early night as
the alarm would make its annoying buzzing noise
at 6.50 the next morning.
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| Laura
& Mark - 2nd November 1999 |
AAAAAAAAH! What
is that annoying Beep Beep Beep sound? That is
the sound that indicates that it is time to put
the alarm clock on "snooze". So Laura
did.
AAAAAAAAH! Beep Beep Beep! Well, time for another
4 minute "snooze" (this alarm clock
being the only one in the world that supplies a
pathetic 4 minute snooze, rather than the
accepted 9 minutes).
AAAAAAAAH! Beep Beep Beep! Groan! Time to get up,
and hurry!
It was 7 o'clock (or a little bit after) when we
rolled out of bed and started to get ready for
the long day ahead. Laura showered and got
dressed. Mark showered and got dressed. Laura got
her packed lunch out of the fridge, Mark made
himself some breakfast. Laura had a little
breakfast, Mark got his stuff together (addresses
of employment agancies to visit). By 7.44am we
were leaving the flat and running for the tram.
At 7.46am we saw the tram leave, without us. So
we got on the next tram and worried all the way
into the centre of Adelaide.
Once there, we caught the free bus to the bus
stop where Laura would catch another bus to her
Cheap as Chips shop. Mark decided to go with her
before returning to Adelaide to job-hunt. We
caught the 222 successfully and then got out at
the wrong stop, about a 400m uphill climb from
where we should have been. So satisfied with our
highly unsuccessful start to the morning we said
goodbye: Mark headed to the bus stop and Laura
went in to appologise for being late (only 1
minute, but long enough for the others to already
have started their "introduction").
Mark - I caught the bus back to the centre, and
then went straight to the Information SA office
to talk to my friends and do some internetting.
Gail, one of the friendly ladies that we always
chatted too, invited Laura and I to a netball
game, to watch her daughters play in a
"Grand Final" the following evening.
She wrote down her address and phone number and I
said I'd check with Laura, but it sounded like
fun.
Next I went to the Centrelink office to look in
the computer for new vacancies. While looking
through the jobs, I realized that I could also
print out the names and addresses of employment
agencies that registered with Centrelink, so
those seemed like a good place to start. I
printed out the details of four agencies in the
area and set off again. First stop was just
opposite the Centrelink office, where I tried to
enroll. However at the reception they told me
that I had to be an australian citizen in order
to be on their books. This being a slight
drawback I decided to go on to the next one. Here
they told me the same story. The other two that
I'd printed out turned out to be just as useless:
Government Agencies (only for unemployed
Australians). Getting a little fed up with these
set-backs I went to buy a drink in the nearest
supermarket and sat down to reflect on what to do
next. It was by now already midday and Laura
should be calling soon, so I decided to wait for
that bef!
ore I went on. But after a quarter of an hour I
went on anyway and stopped in a food court to
look in the Yellow Pages for some more employment
agencies. I found three which were on the way to
the one that Laura got the job through (which I
was planning to go past anyway) and set off once
more, with a little fresh hope in my heart. I had
just arrived at the first one and was visiting
the little men's room when Laura called (this is
one of the troubles with mobile phones, they go
everywhere with you!). We had a quick chat and
arranged that I would go home after trying these
agencies as none of them seemed to be any good.
We then aranged that Laura would just come home
after work and we'd eat there before going off to
our Tuesday night film.
The conversation over, and the toilet visit too,
I went into the office to throw my details and CV
at someone. They told me that they had some work
going, but that I really needed a car for it as
the work was on the other side of town, and
on-call. This was the only kind of work that they
handled and they also told me that the other two
I had written down were part of the same agency
and therefore: no good.
So the final visit to be paid was to the
Worksmiths Recruitment agency (which Laura got
the Cheap as Chips work from). Here they were
very friendly and helpful (makes a change), and I
had a long chat with Kerry, the secretary. I told
her that Laura had called to say that she was
having fun, and Kerry replied that there had
already been one girl who left that morning, and
maybe that would be a chance for me. I explained
that all the agencies I had been past were
goverment owned and wouldn't help me, so she gave
me a list of agencies that would help me that
were in that area.
So I set off again under the burning sun to seek
out these new hopes: the first of which was two
kilometers away. I enrolled with ease and they
said they probably wouldn't find anything because
it was such short-term, but they would
never-the-less try their best. The next on the
list was closer but I couldn't actually find it,
as the property had been taken over by a
hairdresser (where I didn't think I'd be given a
job). After missing the next one the list I went
instead to Woolworths (supermarket) to buy some
food (I didn't have one of Laura's tastey packed
lunches with me). Just outside the supermarket I
found the last agency on my list (oops, missed a
few). I went in and managed to enroll there and
at three other places before going back to
Worksmiths. There I had a long chat with one of
the friendly men: Michael, the same guy who had
interviewed Laura, before going home. By this
time I was exhausted and had a little sun stroke.
So I went straight to bed until Laura got home.
Laura - Arriving at work late I then found out
that I should really have worn more comfortable
shoes. The high heels were lovely and posh and
felt great for the morning, but working out back
in the storeroom in the afternoon I could feel
the blisters developing. Everyone was very
friendly, and my training seemed to consist of
working in their store, and being corrected when
we got things wrong. For the whole morning I was
tidying stock up (it really needed it) and
putting things back in their places (moving the
toys back into their section from the kitchen
section). I also helped with putting an endless
array of christmas goods on display, and
squeezing them into the tiny spaces available to
do so. By lunchtime I was all tinselled out and
was pretty sick of the sight of red and green
wrapping paper too. I have to admit that the time
had flown by and settled down happily to eat my
sandwiches.
The afternoon started with the arrival of 5 huge
pallots full of boxes. We unloaded the boxes and
placed them in different corners of the storeroom
according to their contents. The christmas corner
actually filled most of the storeroom by itself
but there was some hardware and food too (mainly
boxes of shortbread). We were then designated a
corner (I got the shortbread) and we started
unpacking things and pricing them using a
completely unsophisticated price gun. It may well
be that they are the same all over the world,
they are certainly the same in all cheap as chips
stores and this is how they work: To enter a code
of numbers and letters you simply select the
numbers you need and the completely wrong
letters. When you need a "2", you
select the "2" on the price gun, when
you need a "B" you select the
"O" on the price gun. All very silly.
It turns out that if you want the "F",
which is the 6th letter of the alphabet, you have
to choose the "S", which is the sixth
letter star!
ting from "N". This of course means
that when you need an "S", you choose
"F".
Well, that silliness explained and all our
readers totally confused I will continue with the
story of the afternoon's events. Once I had
finished with the "shortbread plain
selection", the "shortbread chocolate
selection", the "shortbread gift
selection" and the massive 1kg
"shortbread family selection", I moved
on to picture frames and lots of other stuff like
that. By the time 17.00 came I had almost emptied
my corner of the storeroom and left the rest for
the following morning. I caught the bus to town
with reasonabe success (the first three buses
that went past the stop where I was waiting were
labeled "special", "sorry, not in
service" and "no pick-ups after stop
26" respectively, I was of course located
after stop 26).
A brisk walk through the centre of Adelaide and I
was just in time to catch the next tram home,
arriving at the door at roughly 18.20.
As Mark wasn't feeling well and Laura's feet had
dropped off, twice, we decided to eat the left
over lasagne and bolognese sauce, on toast. A not
very exciting, but very quick and painless to
make meal. We then of course watched Neighbours
(still no-one wants to know what happens?) and
the Simpons, and the beginning of a program where
Whoopi Goldberg went to a zoo. I know that that
doesn't make it sound very exciting, but it was
actually quite good.
Next we pulled on our comfy shoes and caught a
bus to Marion, a large shopping centre with
cinema complex about half an hour by bus from
Glenelg. The bus was quiet, and the total of
passengers was two, including us. The driver was
friendly and we figured out that he would
probably be driving us back home too.
The cinema complex turned out to be a CINEMA
COMPLEX! 30 screens, certainly worthy of
the Metropolis in Antwerp. We chose "The
Generals Daughter" and decided to come back
again soon to see another one too. Or at least
next Tuesday anyway. The film was good, a good
story and a good script. Running out as soon as
the titles came up, we were just in time to catch
the 10.50pm bus home. The driver was indeed the
same and so we recommended the film to him, said
goodbye in Glenelg, and went home to sleep off
our head- and feet-aches.
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| Laura
& Mark - 3rd November 1999 |
The alarm
buzzed annoyingly at an equally early time to
yesterday and Laura slowly got up again. This
time she was determined to be on time, so she
would hurry a little and catch the tram ten
minutes earlier in order to catch the bus a
little earlier too. Mark also got up and had some
food while Laura rushed around starting to
pannic. It was another Wednesday and that meant
another good newspaper full of "positions
vacant" many of which would be looking for
an experienced chicken boner, or an experienced
sandwichmaker etc.
But Mark bought it anyway and had a bit of a
browse before settling down to do a long list of
cleaning and household chores. He washed the
floor, vacuumed, cleaned the bathroom, changed
the towels, and dusted.
In the meantime Laura had returned to her pricing
and was getting slowly fed up with unpacking sets
of 6 plastic jugs which were all usefully packed
tightly inside eachother and labeling each with a
seperate price!
Mark had some lunch.
Laura had some lunch (and an icecream).
Mark left to go to town in the afternoon in order
to go past the information SA office to chat to
Gail about the netball game which we'd decided to
go to, and she would be picking us up after the
first episode of the Simpsons (in other words,
19.30).
Laura was thrown out into the shop again to
practise making space for stock in the rack and
to put out the annoying plastic jugs among other
things.
At 16.45 the couple's paths crossed (our pathes
crossed) in the Cheap as Chips store. Mark
wandered round looking at the goods while Laura
made quiet but obvious comments like: "would
sir like to buy something nice for his
girlfriend?" Mark in fact bought something
nice for Laura: a duster. And some christmas
cards. Mark in fact didn't even buy the duster
for Laura, it was all for him, but this act of
selfishness rather pleased Laura anyway.
They caught the bus and the tram home together
and were back in Glenelg in time to pick up a
MacDonalds and watch the Simpsons. Within seconds
our lovely, fresh-smelling appartment smelt of
chips and grease and we settled ourselves in
front of the Simpsons. As the dum-dum-dum,
dee-dum-dum-dum, dee-dumdumdumdum,
dee-dumdumdumdum (the Simpsons theme tune for the
slightly more musically challenged than us) came
up we went outside to wait for Gail. She came
along and we chatted as she drove us to the other
side of town where the match would be. Where
exactly the match would be was in fact a very
good question, but having driven past it
(unknowingly) and round the block, we found it
fine the second time. We met Gail's daughters
Suzie, Angie and Jo (please forgive us if this is
completely wrong), and Angie's boyfriend Liam
(also, we beg for forgiveness for our stupidity,
if we are stupid). Their team's name was ROUS,
which stood for Rats Of Unusual Sizes and they
were playing in purple against a team in white
for the title of grand champion (of their league
at least). The match started out very close, but
by the end of the third quarter there was no way
that the whites would catch the purples. In the
meantime we watched with awe as almost all the
things that you are allowed to (or indeed
supposed to) do in basketball was strictly
forbidden in netball. The theory was the same:
get the ball through the net, but like Korfball,
the players moves were quite limited. It was
quite a fast game, just a little agrivating to
see people shooting freely without being blocked.
After the victory beer we were given a lift home
past lots of interesting places like the
university and the library and some pretty lights
and things, picked up Gail's dog and continued
until we were dropped off on our doorstep (a real
luxury). We thanked her for a lovely evening and
with the promise of a BBQ for her daughter's
birthday in a couple of weeks we smiled our way
to bed. We had made some friends.
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| Laura
& Mark - 4th November 1999 |
Laura woke up
to the sound of BEEP again and got up. Mark
stayed firmly put where he lay. Laura ran around
getting food and brushing her hair and stuff like
that and Mark lay in bed. Laura went off to catch
the tram, leaving Mark, yes, you guessed it:
lying in bed. And he was proud of it. He felt
quite contented at playing house-husband,
cleaning and shopping all day. In fact this
evening he would also be cooking for Laura if all
went well.
Mark - I finally got up at 10.00 and had a
shower. At a little after 11.00 the phone rang
(mobiles can be useful things). It was someone
from the "BOSS" employment agency where
I'd signed up Monday (I didn't get sun-stroke for
nothing then), asking if I could work today. I
said "yes" and he would call me back
soon with the details. At 11.30 the phone went
again and he said I had to work from 12.00 until
20.00 (although I wouldn't quite make it for the
12.00 start). I would be doing something with
meat in a factory. As I was a little stuck with
the public transport he offered to come and pick
me up and at 12.15 a BMW drew up. He raced me
across town to the factory and at 13.15 I was
starting my job (after being informed of all the
health risks). It turned out (rather
unpleasantly) to be packing the bad, scrap bit of
meat that come off a freshly butchered cow up
into bags. After a couple of hours the
"lab-coat" I'd been given couldn't
handly it any more and my T-shirt and jeans were
becoming increasingly soaked in the blood. At
19.15 we were told to clean up for half an hour
and at 19.45 we started making boxes for the meat
bags to go in. At 20.15 I left to find a bus back
home and had to wait half an hour as I had just
missed one. Everyone watched me while I was on
the bus and no-one sat too close (I was smelling
profoundly by then). I finally dragged my
blood-stained boots up the stairs at 22.05 and
Laura let me in (before she nearly fainted).
Laura - I spent a happy day just generally
getting on with things in the store and out in
the storeroom. we got lots and lots done and had
also managed to tidy up a lot of the shop too.
Time passed quickly and I was making friends with
some of my fellow trainees, so it was soon time
to rush home to Mark's cooking. I got to the
motel at just after 18.15 and found a note on the
door. The note said something like: "Found a
job, will be working until 20.00, so I'll see you
when I get home after that, key is at the
reception". So I went down to retrieve the
key and let myself into the quiet flat. I
couldn't find anything too interesting to eat and
didn't feel like cooking much anyway, so after
watching Neighbours I went off to use the
internet in the centre of Glenelg. After a nice
chat about how stupid the traffic lights were
with a bloke at the traffic lights
(surprisingly), I arrived at the internet centre.
The sign on the door said "closed" so I
hobbled back to the supermarket to pick up
something tinned to heat up for my supper. I
settled upon Ravioli and made a little omlet to
go with it. By the time I had finished all that
and the washing up, I felt well and truly
exhausted and decided to watch some TV. After
just over an hour of trying to keep my eyes open,
I brushed my teeth and got ready for bed,
thinking that Mark would be home any minute (it
was by this time almost 21.30). Unfortunately he
still didn't get home, so I got into bed to watch
some more TV. At 22.05 I suddenly thought that he
wouldn't be able to come up and knock on the door
as the outer door would be locked to, so I poked
my head outside the door and there was Mark,
walking around the corner of the street.
Reunited, Laura went to sleep, while Mark had
some food and put his blood-stained clothes into
some water to soak. And then himself into the
shower to soak, before going to bed too.
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| Laura
& Mark - 5th November 1999 |
We got up
together this morning as Mark thought he should
go to "BOSS" bright and early to quit
the meat-packing and Laura had another day of
training at the Prospect Cheap as Chips store. We
caught the tram together and then Laura caught
the bus to work while Mark caught the bus to
"BOSS".
Mark - Arriving at "BOSS" at 8.45, I
was the first one there and had to wait for the
office to open. At 9.00 it opened and I went in
to talk to the man that helped me yesterday. I
said that I didn't want to do it any more and he
asked me to fill in the necessary forms
(including tax number that we'd recieved finally
in the post yesterday) for my payment for
yesterday. After that was done I left (phew). But
I would have to return later with some forgotten
details (doh!). I went past Worksmiths again but
they had no more news about the Cheap as Chips
warehouse job, so I went back home. I bought some
food and had some food myself, before going off
out again. This time I went to the bank to
activate my card (which I'd also recieved in the
post yesterday) and to get some money out. Back
at the motel I paid for the room for another
week. Finally I headed back towards the centre,
but I missed the bus. Then I missed another bus
because it took a different route and finally I
was too late to meet Laura from work as I had
promised. I called "Boss" to say that I
couldn't come past anymore and passed on my
details by phone. I then took the next tram to
the centre, thinking I could wait for Laura at
the bus stop there.
Laura - Another day of
not-very-interesting-to-write-about work which I
thoroughly enjoyed once more and it was 16.30 in
no time at all. I was busy in the front of the
shop at this point so had a good look-out for
when Mark would come in. Unfortunately by the
time we were closing at 17.00, he still hadn't
come, so as agreed I headed home. Daniel, one of
my fellow trainees who wants to be an actor
offered to give me a lift, so I accepted
gratefully. He took me back to Glenelg (he lives
in the next town up the coast) and we chatted
about the work that he's done in acting until
now. He was an extra in "In a Savage
Land", a guy in army uniform, smoking a
cigarette at a station at some point in the film,
and he's done some other stuff too. I was home
nice and early for a change, thinking that Mark
would either be there, or had got an appointment
for another job. He wasn't and he hadn't so I
gave him a ring on the mobile and found out that
he was still waiting for me in the centre.
Mark caught the next tram home and Laura sat and
nursed her feet and legs, waiting for his return.
When Mark did get home he got straight down to
cooking dinner: steaks, chips and peas and
carrots. Food digested and washing up washed up
we watched "Tootsie", or at least Mark
watched all of Tootsie and Laura went to bed
before the end, exhausted from work.
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| Laura
& Mark - 6th November 1999 |
It was finally
Saturday, but this didn't mean much to Laura as
the alarm woke her up for her last day of
"training" (=work). Mark stayed in bed
and enjoyed his Saturday morning, while Laura
went off to battle with the Saturday bus
timetable and still try to get to work by 9.00.
Mark - I got up at 9.00 and showered and had
breakfast. I went off to the supermarket to do
the shopping for the weekend (yippee, crisps
again) and also bought some more cleaning stuff.
I started to clean the flat again and did the
whole place inside-out, particularly the mouldy
spots. At 15.30 I went off to catch the tram,
satisfied with the clean air and sparkling
appearance of the flat. I went off up to Prospect
to meet Laura from work, in plenty of time.
Laura - A Saturday, and I have to work, something
must be wrong. It didn't matter to much though as
the thought of the money I would be earning
spurred me on. I spent the morning clearing up
more stock and checking to see if the barcodes
worked, while chatting happily in a Saturday
spirit to colleagues and customers.
After a fabulous all you can fit on a plate for
$6.50, Chinese food, lunch I went back to the
store for the last afternoon of the week. I was
sent to the front of the shop and spent the whole
afternoon helping to paint green holly leaves and
red holly berries on the windows.
Mark came in and bought a book, and we left
together. We caught a bus home and were in time
to try not to watch "Beethoven's
Second".
At this point we were pleased to hear that the
months of campaigning on the TV and in the
newspapers was finally over and the votes for or
against the Republic had been cast.
"Yes" = Australian Head of state, and
the ties with Britain would be severed.
"No" = no changes, the monarchy would
still choose the "government general".
The "Yes" campaign consisted of a quite
clever television clip in which Bill Clinton
toasted to Her Majesty the Queen of Australia,
which does seem very silly. The "No"
campaign was concentrated on pointing out the
weaknesses in the "Yes" campaign, and
simply repeating that there is nothing wrong with
Australia as it is now. At 21.00 the results were
announced (although it was already obvious before
then what the outcome would be) and
"No" won by 54% to 46% (roughly). This
meant that nothing would change, and new
campaigning for next time could start again soon.
We cooked chicken in paprika sauce with rice for
dinner and watched another film ("Spy
Hard") during which Laura decided to go to
sleep. Mark followed once the film was over.
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| Laura
& Mark - 7th November 1999 |
Aah, Sunday at
last and after a tiring week we had a long lie
in. We decided to spend what remained of the day
catching up on our bits and bobs. We spent 2 and
a half hours on the internet, writing our diary
among other things. Once that was all done, we
felt thoroughly exhausted again and went back
home to play Yatzee and cook dinner: Chilli con
Carne, an ever-increasing cheap favourite.
We watched the double bill of the Simpsons, and
Happy Days, and Daylight, and Mark had a nice
long chat to his parents in between. That being
the full excitement of our day we will stop here
with this account and move on to more interesting
things.
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